Welcome to The Website.
Update 3/29/2026: Hi, long time no see! I'm still here, but I'm working on some major overhauls right now! Please be patient. I love you.
Hello, and welcome to where I shamelessly put everything I want to talk about/share. I coded this website with my bloody, raw, bare hands, scraping and clawing at the hard dirt of the Neocities In-Browser Website Editor.
This website is still undergoing some refurbishments. In that regard, links may be broken or nonexistent. #sorrynotsorry.
Additionally, this page is the homepage, but it serves as an aggregate domain for several smaller projects. If you know where they are, you can find them by typing in the name of the project at the end of the site name, ex. "1-800-website.neocities.org/oingoboingo"
Finally, mobile view doesn't work unless you switch to desktop on mobile, sorry. :-( I couldn't figure out how to fix that.
Credits
Credits for the various websites and stuff that I used when making this website! Anything that has no credit is something I made or coded myself.- Lunapic (Glitterize filter)- This didn't work very well for me (I ended up having to take the frames, remake the gif, and key in my characters) but the glitter filter is still theirs, so crediting them is better than naught.
- Roswell's icon- The original is made by mimaeru, which I loved so much that I butchered it with Glitterize.
- Amber diamond bullet- A/S.
- Neon text generator- A/S.
- Glitter-graphics.com- For various assets used on the site.
Recent Page Updates
- 12/4/26- [NC] Restructured the sidebar into a topbar for user experience purposes. Cleaned up the CSS.
- 30/3/26- [NC] Refurbished website to be more accessible and added a deprecated projects section. Also added /blog/.
- 4/2/26- [NC] Restructuring and whatnot.
- 24/9- [NC] Deleted some of the blinkies. Didn't like 'em.
- 21/9- [NC] (Covered in blood) Adding blinkies this time.
- 18/9- [NC] Started renovating the site. Again.
- 16/6- [NC] Killed Pagewell. They're fucking dead.
- 6/11- [NC] Updated code for better responsiveness across all browsers.
- 6/11- [NC] Completed assets for the Personals section.
Deprecated/Old Projects
My old projects. I love them, but they likely will not receive updates in the future. Please cherish them, they mean the world even if I no longer maintain them.
- /ratings/: Media review page.
- /interests/: Old, retired interests page.
- /roswell/: Roswell knowledge test & visual novel.
- /funny/: Funny posts page.
- /fyrne/: Character page. Now wildly incorrect.
That is all.
