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Who Are You?

I go by many names; pick a plant and it'll work. Sorrel? Fern? Camelia? Matteuccia struthiopteris? Amorphophallus titanum? Sure. Or you can just call me Helier, to keep it simple; it's up to you. I like many things. I'm reserved and a bit skittish; I bite the hand that feeds. I have never broken a bone. I have strong opinions about music and I don't like blind contour drawings.

What are you?

I'm a college student with a gaming/coding/drawing problem. Life is suffering and baby, I'm a masochist.

Where are you?

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When are you?

1873. Time loop, you know how it is.

Why are you?

I think often often about people I spoke to once, but never had the courage to speak to again. I think that is life, though, a river with a violent current; you can only look back on what has happened and wished you'd done something different. You are in the river, though. Swim.

How are you?

I'm doing pretty good, you?

Testimonials

"Victorian. PhD. Priest." -Cat

"I met them in 2019 when I was camping and they crawled out of the lake covered in seaweed. It was pretty cool. We've been friends ever since" -Orion

"They beat me up in a Denny's parking lot." -Beck

"Shares my humorous Bateman takes" -Keeb

"The Primal of Friendship." -Lyra

Just kidding, I'm actually him ⬇️ ️

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