Hello, and welcome, where I shamelessly put everything I want to talk about/share. I coded this website with my raw, bare hands, scraping and clawing at the hard dirt of the Neocities In-Browser Website Editor.
This website is still undergoing some refurbishments. In that regard, links may be broken or nonexistent. #sorrynotsorry
Additionally, this page is the homepage, but it serves as an aggregate domain for several smaller projects. If you know where they are, you can find them by typing in the name of the project at the end of the site name, ex. "1-800-website.com/oingoboingo"
Finally, mobile view doesn't work unless you switch to desktop on mobile, sorry. :-( I couldn't figure out how to fix that.

Credits

• SCM Music Player- An easy-to-implement Javascript music player. As I Am Terrified Of Javascript And Will Only Touch It With A Ten-Foot Pole.
• Various Playlists (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)- 10/10, solid funk.
• Lunapic (Glitterize filter)- This didn't work very well for me (I ended up having to take the frames, remake the gif, and key in my characters) but the glitter filter is still theirs, so crediting them is better than naught.
• Roswell's icon- The original is made by mimaeru, which I loved so much that I butchered it with Glitterize.
• Amber diamond bullet- A/S.
• Neon text generator- A/S.
• Glitter-graphics.com- For various assets used on the site.